Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ha-Ha. Wait. What?

Need a laugh?

Well here you go.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stefunk!

1.You should always open Stefunk at least an hour before drinking her.
2. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Stefunk.
3. Stefunk has 118 ridges around the edge!
4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Stefunk its 'Woman of the Year'!
5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Stefunk.
6. Stefunk once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. Stefunk will always turn right when leaving a cave!
8. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the sun's surface to Stefunk.
9. South Australia was the first place to allow Stefunk to stand for parliament.
10. The deepest part of Stefunk is over 35,000 feet deep.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephanie!

1. On average, men blink nearly twice as much as Stephanie.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Stephanie, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
3. To check whether Stephanie is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Stephanie will sink, and fresh Stephanie will float.
4. Stephanie became extinct in England in 1486.
5. Stephanie has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. Stephanie has four noses.
7. You should always open Stephanie at least an hour before drinking her!
8. Stephanie is the largest of Saturn's moons.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Stephanie.
10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Stephanie!

This is from a website a friend sent me about two years ago. I originally posted these on my myspace blog. Of course now the website it gone but it's still good for a laugh to look at what I got!

I don't really agree with the skunk one, but I can laugh about it.

Of course #5 of the Stephanie list is completely wrong!

Maybe 23. But certainly not 32!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Call me dirty minded..but #1 on the Stefunk list brought to mind a visual that wasn't so flattering to you. :)