This is waiting for me.
Mocking me.
Calling my name.
Laughing in my face.
Send help.Send detergent.
Send vinegar.
Send strength.
Send reinforcements.
Send an exorcist.
Or a priest.
But not my pastor. He doesn't need to see this.
Goodbye forever.
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Showing posts with label Send help. Show all posts
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Send Help
Even though I'm still feeling rotten, I have no time to be sick.
This is waiting for me.
Mocking me.
Calling my name.
Laughing in my face.Send help.
Send detergent.
Send vinegar.
Send strength.
Send reinforcements.
Send an exorcist.
Or a priest.
But not my pastor. He doesn't need to see this.
Goodbye forever.
This is waiting for me.
Mocking me.
Calling my name.
Laughing in my face.
Send help.Send detergent.
Send vinegar.
Send strength.
Send reinforcements.
Send an exorcist.
Or a priest.
But not my pastor. He doesn't need to see this.
Goodbye forever.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I need an assistant
I have our float trip post ready to go, pictures loaded, almost all the words written...
But tonight when I'd planned to finish it I had to spend 2 solid hours filling out form after form and writing check after check to the school.
Two hours!
I do need an assistant.
I don't pay anything but I'll feed you!
But tonight when I'd planned to finish it I had to spend 2 solid hours filling out form after form and writing check after check to the school.
Two hours!
I do need an assistant.
I don't pay anything but I'll feed you!
Friday, August 28, 2009
Public Service Announcement
We interrupt this regularly scheduled vacation blog to spend:
-two days picking a month of recipes
-two days making two grocery lists
-one day cleaning out the pantry and refrigerator to make room
-one day shopping, loading, unloading, and putting everything away
And probably one day of eating out because I'm too worn out to make anything with this house full of groceries.
-two days picking a month of recipes
-two days making two grocery lists
-one day cleaning out the pantry and refrigerator to make room
-one day shopping, loading, unloading, and putting everything away
And probably one day of eating out because I'm too worn out to make anything with this house full of groceries.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
What I've Eaten Today
*2 plain cake donuts
*Venti Caramel Frappucino Light
*Half a ham and cheese sandwich on my Molasses Oat Bread
*1 single servings size bag of Fritos
*1 pink Laffy Taffy
*1 large Sonic diet dr pepper with cherry
*1 small sweet cream with Heath bar Marble Slab ice cream goodness
Anyone on their way over for an intervention? I wouldn't be surprised.
And, um....
Shawn's bringing pizza home.
And, um....
After the piano recital tonight we will probably go out for ice cream.
It's tradition.
And I'm certainly not one to mess with tradition.
*Venti Caramel Frappucino Light
*Half a ham and cheese sandwich on my Molasses Oat Bread
*1 single servings size bag of Fritos
*1 pink Laffy Taffy
*1 large Sonic diet dr pepper with cherry
*1 small sweet cream with Heath bar Marble Slab ice cream goodness
Anyone on their way over for an intervention? I wouldn't be surprised.
And, um....
Shawn's bringing pizza home.
And, um....
After the piano recital tonight we will probably go out for ice cream.
It's tradition.
And I'm certainly not one to mess with tradition.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Wife Swap
Okay, honestly. Why am I still awake at 11:25 watching Wife Swap? Can someone please tell me why it fascinates me? I really need to understand.
Have you seen it? Two wives, who are absolute opposites, switch places for two weeks. For one week they follow the house rules, the next, they enforce their own. Of course they pick Republicans/punk rockers, disciplined families/do what you want families...I never knew there were people like this in the world! I know I live in my Nazarene bubble, across the street from where I grew up, but come on. Are there really people who let their children do whatever they want, no responsibility, no rules, no consequences? Are there families who live in filth and think it's normal? Are there married couples who share their bed with a goat? Are there families who are so scheduled that children aren't allowed to speak to their father after 9 p.m.? Yes, there are, and they're on Wife Swap!
I can't look away!
Send help, I have to get up at 4:55 a.m. to run 3 miles.
It's now 11:43, and the wives have just read the families their new rules.
Better go set the coffee pot to start in the morning.
Send help!
Have you seen it? Two wives, who are absolute opposites, switch places for two weeks. For one week they follow the house rules, the next, they enforce their own. Of course they pick Republicans/punk rockers, disciplined families/do what you want families...I never knew there were people like this in the world! I know I live in my Nazarene bubble, across the street from where I grew up, but come on. Are there really people who let their children do whatever they want, no responsibility, no rules, no consequences? Are there families who live in filth and think it's normal? Are there married couples who share their bed with a goat? Are there families who are so scheduled that children aren't allowed to speak to their father after 9 p.m.? Yes, there are, and they're on Wife Swap!
I can't look away!
Send help, I have to get up at 4:55 a.m. to run 3 miles.
It's now 11:43, and the wives have just read the families their new rules.
Better go set the coffee pot to start in the morning.
Send help!
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