Whoa. What?

As happens so often, I forgot about statcounter. Maybe it's because of the 'maturevideo' result last time.

But nothing prepared me for these results.

Get ready.

Hide your screen from your children.

And my grandmother if you could please.

Let's start with the safe results.

*red hot popcorn recipe
--this is one of the most frequently searched things that bring people my way. I hope you're all making it and eating tons! That would make me feel much better about myself.

*crazy wheel pool toy
--understandable! We have had hours of enjoyment out of this toy!
(My aunt got it at Tuesday Morning)

Now they start to get interesting...

*vertically challenged mom
--I had to go look this one up. Where did this searcher end up when they came to my blog. I didn't remember using that phrase before. It's true, but I didn't remember it. Then I found that they landed here. Makes sense now!

I'm just easing you in. Here we go.

*young man passionately kissing his mom
--Oh my! How in the world did the searcher find my blog? What had I written?? Thank goodness it shows where they landed.

And the most embarrassing one.

*sam lost his cherry to mikaela
--I have no words. I'm frightened. Oh wait, it's here again. Whew. So it wasn't me. Well, it was me sort of, but not really.

So once again, statcounter has made my evening a little more interesting.

Hope I've done the same for you:c)