Texts between us:
Her:Did I just snag the new hose? Yes, yes I did.
Me:Say it isn't so.
Her:In addition, I am struggling with the issue of transporting the child and the ficus at the same time.
Me: Strap one of the two to the roof of the car.
Her:It will have to be the boy. The ficus would never survive the trip up the turnpike.
Me:I agree with that choice.
Her:Why have you left me in my hour of need?
Me:So sorry. The free lunch and candy only got you so far.
Every moment I spend with her is hilarious!
Except when we're transporting fake ficus trees.