You can't beat free help

A recent Facebook status of mine said, "If I have three children why do I have to load my own car after major purchases at Sam's"

I have permanent stretch marks, a scar, and excess weight gain. Doesn't that mean they should serve me the rest of my life??

I thought so.

So since that day we now all help. And when we get home I let them unload the car and I put it away.

Someone though thought I needed a little extra help.

I found this in the refrigerator the next day.
Yep, my canned mushrooms. Wrapped in plastic and resting on their cardboard base.

But chilled. That's the important part.

And since the labor was free (except for the perfect misshapen body) I'm not saying a word.