Singles Awareness Day
Hee-Hee. I love it. I can remember quite a few Valentine's Day when I needed an alternative to the loving festivities.
Like, gag me with a silver spoon.
Sorry, I think I was channeling my inner Valley Girl.
My freshman year of college I was asked by a newspaper columnist what I planned on doing for the big holiday. My answer?
"Fill out my application for the convent."
Wow, I was sarcastic back then and didn't even realize it.
So in honor of today being SAD I want to offer up some alternatives to those pesky Conversation Hearts.
Depths of Hell instead of Cloud Nine
???? instead of Get Real-I really think this one goes both ways!
Can't Stand Him instead of Love Him
No Way instead of Yes Dear
Leave Me Alone instead of Melt My Heart
Blubber Butt instead of Honey Bun
Give Up instead of Dream
Who Are You instead of Miss You
Back Off instead of One Kiss
Skank instead of Nice Girl
Want Him? instead of My Man
Go Away instead of Go Girl
Forget Me instead of Call Me
Fry Cook instead of Top Chef
Buzz Off instead of Ask Me
Um, No instead of How Nice
Trying Again instead of One Love
Get Away instead of Let's Kiss
Creepy One instead of Dear One
Shut Up instead of Sweet Talk
Rotten Feelings instead of Sweet Love
URA DUD instead of URA 10
Nasty instead of Awesome...guess that one could go either way!
UR An Idiot instead of UR Kind
Crab Loaf instead of Sugar Pie
So Lame instead of So Fine
One I Loathe instead of One I Love
Bite Me instead of Melt Me
I'm So Sure instead of I'm Sure
You & Her or Him instead of You & Me
Give It Up instead of Spice It Up
It's Gas instead of It's Love
Delete Me instead of E-mail Me
My Curse instead of My Treat
Got Antibiotics instead of Got Love
Freak instead of Cutie Pie
Smirk instead of Smile
Never Cared instead of Over You
Live Without Me instead of Marry Me
To all of you who have found that person that fullfills you, makes your life complete, and makes you happy...HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
And to those of you who are perfectly happy with your life just the way it is or who just haven't found that other person...HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY!!!!
2 comments:
You are too funny! I learned something new today, hadn't heard of SAD!
I am SAD....happy never the less!
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