Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Hee-hee

Need a laugh?

This is from a cousin of mine.

Whenever he sends e-mail surveys I get so excited!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?... Horses

2. Real tree or Artificial?... Himalayas

3. When do you put up the tree? ... Only God can make a tree

4. When do you take the tree down? ... soon as I get my chainsaw started

5. Do you like eggnog? ... I like Ike6. Favorite gift received as a child? ... We didn't do Gifts!

7. Hardest person to buy for?... Dale Earnhart

8. Easiest person to buy for?... Me

9. Do you have a nativity scene? ... Isn't that a real fluffy candy?

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? ... Verdad

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? ... Nothing

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?... How the Grinch became a big wuss

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?... around December 24

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?...The only cycle I have is a Honda

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?...chocolate covered Cashews From Jaaanet

16. Lights on the tree?....I'm too heavy to light on a tree

17. Favorite Christmas song?...I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas

18. Travel at Christmas or stay at home?...Travel, The farther the better

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's?... You do know that santa and his reindeer are a MYTH right!

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?... Birds Nest

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?...Just open them whenever you feel like it!

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?...Trees, presents, the music, the bell ringers!

23. What theme or color are you using?....Bleak

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?...Tacos

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?...A winning power ball ticket

26.. Who is most likely to respond to this ? Osama Obama

27. Who is least likely to respond to this?...My sister

This one didn't contain my favorite question.

Favorite holiday?

His answer is always 'Doc'.

It took me a loooong time to figure that one out.

I might mention, he married in.

4 comments:

jean said...

If I didn't know better, I would think this came from my brother! He has that off-the-wall sarcastic sense of humor - I think it's a recessive gene in our family...

Mel said...

Ok, too funny! Sounds like the answers from 1/2 my family...and not the married in ones :) What a riot he must be for the holidays!

avtcoach said...

This was fun to read and your blog site is fun to look at! Love the holiday look! How is the running going? Guess tonight wasn't exactly ideal running weather :)

JenX67 said...

That was so funny. Especially the part about him marrying in. Ha!