Oh Good Grief

It's 11:31. I'm in Florida, staying at the happiest place on earth-Day 4. And I am now, officially happy. I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET!!!

A few questions for the people at Disney.

*Have you never heard of Wi-Fi?
*When given two cables for plug in internet, how am I supposed to know which one to use?
*When 17 and 20 year old male cousins can't figure out the problem, there must be an even bigger problem.
*When the front desk instantly sends you to the 'IT expert' and her questions are-
-is your computer plugged in
-is your provided cable plugged in
you might need a better 'IT expert'
*Why would you put the cable connection on one side of the room and the phone on the other?
*Why would you tie up the phone cord and make it nearly impossible to stretch across said room?
*When the REAL 'IT expert' is finally available should he freak out the mother with four sleeping girls by telling her he knows what complex and condo number she is in?
*Should the modem plug (that's behind a piece of furniture on the other side of the room) be unpluggable????? (Yes, that's a word)
*Should I still be awake? It's 11:41 and I have to be at the bus stop at 7:15.

Oh good grief. Goodnight